What do you call an old clock? An old timer. from: Jonathan
What did the vampire give to his son? A new sports coffin. from: Samantha
What do mice eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?To get his quarter-back. from: Danielle Glynn
What was the lions job?A roar-to-roar sales man. from: Danielle Glynn
Knock, KnockWho's there?JamaicaJamaica who?Jamaician me crazy!!!from: Sydney
What does an ant use to keep from getting cold? Antifreeze.
What do you put a newborn bug in? A Baby Buggy.
What happened when the bee phoned his friend? He got a buzzy signal.
Which bug can tell your fortune? A gypsy moth.
What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderware.from: Christian Walsh
Which insect is always polite? A ladybug.
Where did the tired trout go to sleep? The riverbed.
What kind of gun goes buzz, buzz? A beebee gun.
What happens when geese are in a traffic jam? They honk.
Why couldn't the daisy ride its bike? Its petals fell off.
Knock, knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock, Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? from: Cassie Bowers
What did the waiter say to the skunk? Sorry, I can't take your odor.
How did the river hurt itself? It had a waterfall.
If a cat lost its tail, where would it get another one? At a re-tail store.
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What did the judge say, when the skunk entered the room? Odor in the court, odor in the court.
What do you get when a cat eats a lemon? A sour puss.
Why was the puppy so quiet? Because he was a hushpuppy.
Why did the farmer put a bell on the cow? Because the cow's horn doesn't work.
What kind of dog tells time? A watchdog.
What did the shark put in his peanut butter sandwich? Jelly fish?
What has 4 eyes, but can't see? Mississippi.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do you call a bug that drops his trash on the ground? A litterbug.
